Sermon Tone Analysis
Overall tone of the sermon
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Anger
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Fear
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Joy
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Analytical
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Confident
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Openness
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Conscientiousness
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Extraversion
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Agreeableness
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Getting into fights
A young couple drove several miles down a country road, not saying a word.
An earlier discussion had led to an argument, and neither wanted to concede their position.
As they passed a barnyard of mules and pigs, the husband sarcastically asked, "Are they relatives of yours?"
"Yes," his wife replied.
"I married into the family."
Finding perfect men
At a local coffee bar, a young woman was expounding on her idea of the perfect mate to some of her friends.
"The man I marry must be a shining light amongst company.
He must be musical.
Tell jokes.
Sing.
And stay home at night!"
An old granny overheard and spoke up, "Honey, if that's all you want, get a TV!"
Wife was mad at me
Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives.
One signs to the other, boy was my wife mad at me last night!
She went on and on and wouldn't stop!
The other Buddy says when my wife goes off on me I just don't listen.
How do you do that?
Says the other.
It's easy!
I turn off the light!
My daughter is your reward
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators.
He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion.
The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day he decides to throw a huge party, and during the party he announces, "My dear guests . . .
I have a proposition to every single man here.
I will give one million dollars or my daughter to the man who can swim across this pool full of alligators and emerge alive!"
As soon as he finished his last word, there was the sound of a large splash!!
There was one guy in the pool swimming with all he could and screaming out of fear.
The crowd cheered him on as he kept stroking as though he was running for his life.
Finally, he made it to the other side with only a torn shirt and some minor injuries.
The millionaire was impressed.
He said, "My boy that was incredible!
Fantastic!
I didn't think it could be done!
Well I must keep my end of the bargain.
Do you want my daughter or the one million dollars?"
The guy says, "Listen, I don't want your money, nor do I want your daughter!
I want the person who pushed me in that pool!"
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