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You Know You Are From Boston If

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>      YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM BOSTON IF....

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> 1. You think of Philadelphia as the Midwest.

> 2. You think it's your God-given right to cut someone off in traffic.

> 3. You think there are only 25 letters in the alphabet (no R's)

> 4. You think three straight days of 90+ temperatures is a heat wave.

> 5. All your pets are named after Celtics or Bruins.

> 6. You refer to 6 inches of snow as a "dusting"

> 7. Just hearing the words "New York" puts you in an angry mood.

> 8. You don't think you have an attitude.

> 9. You always 'bang a left' as soon as the light turns green, and

>    oncoming traffic always expects it.

> 10. Everything in town is "a five minute walk."

> 11. When out of town, you think the natives of the area are all

>     whacked.

> 12. You still can't bear to watch highlights from game 6 of the 1986

>     World Series.

> 13. You have no idea what the word compromise means.

> 14. You believe using your turn signal is a sign of weakness

> 15. You don't realize that you walk and talk twice as fast as

>     everyone else.

> 16. You're anal, neurotic, pessimistic & stubborn.

> 17. You think if someone is nice to you, they must want something or

>     are from out of town.

> 18. Your favorite adjective is "wicked."

> 19. You think 63 degree ocean water is warm.

> 20. You think the Kennedy's are misunderstood.

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