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What Nationality was Jesus

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> > > Subject: jesus

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> > > > >Scholars have long debated the exact ethnicity and nationality of

> > > > >Jesus.  Recently, at the theological meeting in Rome, scholars had

a

> > > > >heated debate on the subject.  One by one, they offered their

> > > > >evidence......

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> > > > >THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A MEXICAN;

> > > > >1.  His first name was Jesus

> > > > >2.  He is bilingual

> > > > >3.  He was always beine harassed by the authorities.

> > > > >

> > > > >but then there was equally good arguments that JESUS WAS BLACK:

> > > > >1.  He called everybody "brother"

> > > > >2.  He liked Gospel

> > > > >3.  He couldn't get a fair trial

> > > > >

> > > > >but then there were equally good arguments that  JESUS WAS JEWISH:

> > > > >1.  He went into His Father's business

> > > > >2.  He lived at home until He was 33

> > > > >3.  He was sure his mother was a virgin, and His mother was sure He

> > was

> > > > >God

> > > > >

> > > > >but  then there was equally good arguments that JESUS WAS ITALIAN

> > > > >1.  He talked with His hands

> > > > >2.  He had wine with every meal

> > > > >3.  He used olive oil

> > > > >

> > > > >But then there was equally good arguments that JESUS WAS

> > CALIFORNIAN:

> > > > >1.  He never cut His hair

> > > > >2.  He walked around barefoot

> > > > >3.  He started a new religion

> > > > >

> > > > >But then there are equally good arguments that JESUS WAS IRISH:

> > > > >1.  He never got married

> > > > >2.  He was always telling stories

> > > > >3.  He loved green pastures

> > > > >

> > > > >But perhaps the most compelling evidence ...THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS

> > WAS

> > > > >A WOMAN:

> > > > >1.  He had to feed a crowd at a moments notice when there was no

> > food

> > > > >2.  He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who

> > JUST

> > > > >DIDN'T GET IT

> > > > >3.  Even when He was dead, He got up because there was more work

for

> > Him

> > > > >to do!!!

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