> Subject: Three sisters...
> > Three sisters, Mildred, Ethel and Gladys, ages 92, 94, and 96 live in a
> > house together.
> > One night Gladys draws a bath.
> > She puts her foot in and pauses.
> > She yells down the stairs "Girls, was I getting in or out of the bath?".
> > Ethel yells back, "I don't know, but I'll come up and see." She starts
> > up the stairs pauses, and yells, "Was I going up the stairs or down?"
> > Mildred is sitting at the kitchen table having tea listening to her
> > sisters.
> > She shakes her head and says,
> > "I sure hope I never get that forgetful," and knocks on wood for good
> > measure.
> > She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see
> > at the door.