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Three Sisters

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> Subject:      Three sisters...

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> > Three  sisters, Mildred, Ethel and Gladys, ages 92, 94, and 96 live in a

> > house  together.

> > One night Gladys draws a bath.

> > She puts her foot in and pauses.

> > She yells down the stairs "Girls, was I getting in or out of the bath?".

> > Ethel yells back, "I don't know, but I'll  come up and  see." She starts

> > up the stairs pauses, and yells, "Was I going up the stairs or down?"

> > Mildred is sitting at the kitchen table having tea  listening to her

> > sisters.

> > She shakes her  head and says,

> > "I sure hope I never get  that forgetful," and knocks on wood for good

> > measure.

> > She then yells, "I'll come up and help both of you  as soon as I see

who's

> > at the door.

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