Sermon Tone Analysis

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Opening a Doctor’s Office
 
Two doctors opened an office in a small town.
\\ They put up a sign reading: "Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Psychiatry and Proctology."
The town council was not too happy with the sign, so the doctors changed it to: "Hysterias and Posteriors."
This was not acceptable either, so in an effort to satisfy the council, they changed the sign to: "Schizoids and Hemorrhoids."
No go!
Next they tried "Catatonics and Colonics"
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Then came, "Manic-Depressives and Anal-Retentives."
But is was still not good!
So they tried: "Minds and Behinds" "Analysis and Anal Cysts" "Nuts and Butts" "Freaks and Cheeks" "Loons and Moons" None worked.
Almost at their wits' end, the doctors finally came up with a title they thought might be accepted by the council: "Dr Smith and Dr Jones, Odds and Ends."
APPROVED!
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