Sermon Tone Analysis
Overall tone of the sermon
This automated analysis scores the text on the likely presence of emotional, language, and social tones. There are no right or wrong scores; this is just an indication of tones readers or listeners may pick up from the text.
A score of 0.5 or higher indicates the tone is likely present.
Emotion Tone
Anger
0.52LIKELY
Disgust
0.12UNLIKELY
Fear
0.5LIKELY
Joy
0.15UNLIKELY
Sadness
0.21UNLIKELY
Language Tone
Analytical
0.36UNLIKELY
Confident
0UNLIKELY
Tentative
0.17UNLIKELY
Social Tone
Openness
0.27UNLIKELY
Conscientiousness
0.09UNLIKELY
Extraversion
0.4UNLIKELY
Agreeableness
0.91LIKELY
Emotional Range
0.26UNLIKELY
Tone of specific sentences
Tones
Emotion
Language
Social Tendencies
Anger
< .5
.5 - .6
.6 - .7
.7 - .8
.8 - .9
> .9
A little girl, dressed in her Sunday best, was running as fast as she could, trying not to be late for Bible class.
As she ran she prayed:
"Dear Lord, please don't let me be late!"
"Dear Lord, please don't let me be late !"
As she was running and praying, she tripped on a curb and fell, getting her clothes dirty and tearing her dress.
She got up, brushed herself off, and started running again.
As she ran she once again began to pray:
"Dear Lord, please don't let me be late...... But, please don't shove me either!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if You can't make me a better boy, don't worry about it.
I'm having a real good time like I am!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Three boys are in the school yard bragging about their fathers.
The first boy says: "My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls 'IT ' a poem, they give him 50."
The second boy says: "That's nothing.
My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a song, they give him $100."
The third boy says: "I got you both beat.
"My Dad scribbles a few words on a piece of paper, he calls it a 'Sermon' ........
And it takes eight people to collect all the Money!"
~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*~*
A Sunday school teacher asked the children just before she dismissed them to go to church, "And why is it necessary to be quiet in church?"
Annie replied: "Because people are sleeping."
< .5
.5 - .6
.6 - .7
.7 - .8
.8 - .9
> .9