Sermon Tone Analysis

Overall tone of the sermon

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A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with
his new airplane in the living room.
She heard the airplane land and
her son saying, "All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the
hell off now, cause this is the last stop!
And all of you sons of bitches
who are getting on, get your asses on the plane, cause we're takin off."
The horrified mother went in and told her son,"We don't use that kind
of language in this house!! Now I want you to go to your room and you
are to stay there for TWO HOURS.
When you come out, you may play with
your airplane, but I want you to use nice language."
Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing
with his airplane.
Soon the airplane landed and the mother heard her
son say, "All passengers who are disembarking the airplane, please
remember to take all of your belongings with you.
We thank you for
flying with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one.
We hope
you will fly with us again soon."
She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding,
we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat.
Remember,
there is no smoking on the plane.
We hope you will have a pleasant
and relaxing journey with us today."
As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who
are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the
kitchen."
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