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A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners

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A new pastor was visiting in the homes of his parishioners. At one house

it seemed obvious that someone was at home, but no answer came to his

repeated knocks at the door. Therefore, he took out a card and wrote

"Revelation 3:20 on the back of it and stuck it in the door.

When the offering was processed the following Sunday, he found that his

card had been returned. Added to it was this cryptic message, "Genesis

3:10." Reaching for his Bible to check out the citation, he broke up in

gales of laughter.

Revelation 3:20 begins "Behold, I stand at the door and knock." Genesis

3:10 reads, "I heard your voice in the garden and I was afraid for I was

naked."

Remember when the funniest jokes were the clean ones? They still are! "A

cheerful heart is good medicine" (Prov. 17:22a)

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