Sermon Tone Analysis

Overall tone of the sermon

This automated analysis scores the text on the likely presence of emotional, language, and social tones. There are no right or wrong scores; this is just an indication of tones readers or listeners may pick up from the text.
A score of 0.5 or higher indicates the tone is likely present.
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A Bee Attends A Bar Mitzvah
 
Two bees ran into each other.
One asked the other how things were
going.
"Really bad," said the second bee, "the weather has been really
wet and damp and there aren't any flowers or pollen, so I can't
make any honey."
"No problem," said the first bee, "Just fly down five blocks and
turn left and keep going until you see all the cars.
There's a
Bar Mitzvah going on and there are all kinds of fresh flowers and
fresh fruit."
"Thanks for the tip," said the second bee and flew away.
A few hours later the two bees ran into each other again and the
first bee asked, "How'd it go?"
 
"Fine," said the second bee, "It was everything you said it would
be."
"Uh, what's that thing on your head?" asked the first bee.
"That's my yarmulka," said the second bee, "I didn't want them to
think I was a wasp."
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