Church Bulletin Bloopers
CHURCH BULLETIN BLOOPERS
~ Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa will be speaking tonight at Calvary Memorial Church in Racine. Come tonight and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
~ Announcement in the church bulletin for a National PRAYER & FASTING Conference:
"The cost for attending the Fasting and Prayer conference includes meals."
~ Our youth basketball team is back in action Wednesday at 8 pm in the recreation hall. Come out and watch us kill Christ the King.
~ Miss Charlene Mason sang "I will not pass this way again" giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
~ "Ladies, don't forget the rummage sale. It's a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don't forget your husbands."
~ Next Sunday is the family hayride and bonfire at the Fowlers'. Bring your own hot dogs and guns. Friends are welcome! Everyone come for a fun time.
~ The peacemaking meeting scheduled for today has been cancelled due to a conflict.
~ The sermon this morning: "Jesus Walks on the Water"
The sermon tonight: "Searching for Jesus"
~ Next Thursday there will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
~ Barbara remains in the hospital and needs blood donors for more transfusions. She is also having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Jack's sermons.
~ The Rector will preach his farewell message after which the choir will sing "Break Forth into Joy."
~ Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our community.
~ Smile at someone who is hard to love. Say "hell" to someone who doesn't care much about you.
~ Don't let worry kill you off --let the Church help.
~ Irving Benson and Jessie Carter were married on October 24 in the church.
So ends a friendship that began in their school days.
~ The service will close with "Little Drops of Water." One of the ladies will start quietly and the rest of the congregation will join in.
~ Next Sunday a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and do so.
~ The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind and they may be seen in the church basement Friday.
~ A bean supper will be held on Tuesday evening in the church hall. Music will follow. ----
Mikey's Funnies, October 7, 2008