Speaking of Senior Moments
Speaking of Senior Moments: WHERE Is My SUNDAY Paper? the irate customer calling the newspaper office loudly demanded, wanting to know where her Sunday edition was.
Ma'am, said the newspaper employee, today is Saturday. The Sunday paper is not delivered until tomorrow, on Sunday.
There was quite a long pause on the other end of the phone, followed by a ray of recognition.... as she was hanging up, she murmured 'Well heck, that probably explains why no one was at church today either!'
An email forward from Chaplin Steve White