There on the window sill was a little boy and his cat.
The boy's mother came to see what they were doing, and she heard the little boy preaching God's word to his cat. So she went about her chores.
Later she heard the cat fussing, so she went to see what was going on. The little boy had the cat in their kitchen sink full of water. The mother told him that cats don't like water. The boy sharply replied, "He should've thought of that before she joined the church!"
[forwarded by Virginia Evers]
Mikey's Funnies, 8-26-08