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Politically Correct Terms For Women

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She is not a BAD COOK
She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE.

She does not WORK OUT TOO MUCH.
She is an ABDOMINAL OVERACHIEVER.

She does not get FAT or CHUBBY.
She achieves MAXIMUM DENSITY.

She is not CONCEITED.
She is INTIMATELY AWARE OF HER BEST QUALITIES.

She does not SHAVE HER LEGS.
She experiences TEMPORARY STUBBLE REDUCTION.

She is not DUMB.
She is a DETOUR OFF THE INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY.

She does not HAVE A MUSTACHE.
She is IN TOUCH WITH HER MASCULINE SIDE.

She does not SUN BATHE.
She experiences SOLAR ENHANCEMENT.

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