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Man Vs Woman

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COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni- kay-shon) 
Female... The open sharing of thoughts and feelings
with one's partner.
Male... Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip
with the boys.

REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl)
Female.... A device for changing from one TV channel
to another.
Male... A device for scanning through all 375 channels
every 5 minutes

ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn- ment)
Female.... A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male...... Anything that can be done while watching
the NFL on TV.

He said .. What have you been doing with all the grocery
money I gave you?
She said ...Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

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