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My cousin Doug is married to an ecologically conscious woman. One day while Doug was unpacking groceries in their tiny kitchen, he became frustrated by the lack of pantry space. He pulled a package of plastic-foam plates from a shelf and barked at his wife, “Are you ever going to use these?”
“No!” She replied. “They’re not biodegradable.” “Well,” Doug exclaimed, “then throw them away!”
Reader’s Digest, September 19??, page 79