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A Comprehensive List of Funny First World Problems

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��List of Funny First World Problems

So, what is a first a world problem?

A first world problem is a problem that’s most commonly experienced by people from wealthy nations (or at least well-to-do cliques), which would probably be considered insignificant or petty by people from poor nations (or at least struggling cliques).

In a nutshell, a first world problem is a most often a problem of minor or inconsequential inconvenience.

Given so, first world problems are often sneered or laughed at.

While they are technically ‘real’ problems, they pose no major disturbance or life-threatening outcome.

Still, most of the time, the ridiculousness of first world problems do invoke some bouts of laughter and entertainment.

And that’s why this list exists!

Hold on tight to your dear socks right now because you’re about to get a dose of the funniest first world problems.

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2. I didn’t get exactly what I wanted for Christmas.

3. I’m so hungry but I don’t want to cook.

4. I was stuck in traffic for 30 minutes.

What a day!

5. My house is such a mess!

There’s stuff everywhere.

6.

I'm hungry but I already brushed my teeth.

7. My walk-in closet is not big enough.

8. There’s not enough dressing on my salad.

Now my salad tastes like salad.

9. There’s nothing to drink at home...except unlimited supply of fresh drinking water.

10.

I want food from the back of the fridge, but it's blocked by all the food in the front of the fridge.

11.

McDonald’s Ice Cream Machine

12. My roommate ate a hot dog without a bun.

Now I have an uneven ratio of hot dogs to buns.

13.

One pillow is too low, but two pillow is too high.

14.

I had to turn down the brightness of my smartphone because it hurt my eyes.

15.

I'm so tired of eating at all of the restaurants near my place.

16.

I want to go swimming in my swimming pool, but don't want to get up and put my swim suit on.

17.

Polishing the marble in my bathroom is such a thankless job.

18.

The tap water doesn't taste very good here.

Now I have to drive to the convenience store and buy some bottled water.

19.

I hate it when I go take a poop and I forget to bring my phone.

20.

My smartphone is too big for the pockets on my favorite pants.

21.

Why is there no food?

There is just a bunch of ingredients to make food.

22.

I don’t like wallets because they’re too heavy and bulky for my pants.

23.

I was too full to eat the free dessert I got from eating an entire tower of mini-hamburgers.

24.

I just bought a new pair of shoes but I don’t want to use them because they might get dirty.

The Source of all comfort

2 cor 1:

Paul

Paul begins this letter with praise for God.

This is normal.

Who God is provokes the worship Paul in every letter he writes.

And for believers, this is something that should be a natural thing for us.

When we consider who God is, the mercy he has given, the grace he has given, the judgment he has withheld, it has to provoke a desire to worship Him.

If we don’t have a desire to worship God it may be evidence that we do not know him.

The phrase “Blessed be” Paul uses is a expression of gratitude and worship to the one being blessed.

Essentially what he is saying is “Praise be to God.”

Its a doxology.

We sing one every Sunday.

Praise God from whom all blessing flow.

Praise Him all creatures here below.

Praise Him above Ye Heavenly Hosts.

Praise Father Son and Holy Ghost.

We do it every Sunday.

We are praising God for who he is.

Thats what Paul is doing here in verse 3.

Blessed be the God and Father of our Lord Jesus Christ

Paul praises God, specifically he praises the Father.

But for what does he praise Him?

He praises him for his mercy.

He praises him for his comfort.

In fact, he attributes these things to him so much so that uses these as names for God.

He calls him “The Father of Mercies”

We’ve hammered this home enough now for you to know what mercy is.

Mercy is God withholding from us what we deserve.

Paul is praising God for this.

God you are worthy to be praised because you withhold from me what I truly deserve.

You are the Father of mercy.

See this is important, especially when we consider our sufferings in this life, because its the mercy of God that allows us to praise God even through tremendous pain.

At times, as Christians, we tend to dwell on the discomforts and difficulties we face, and we forget the mercy of God.

That nothing we face in this world and our lives is more than we deserve.

In fact, anything we face as believers is less that what we deserve.

God has been merciful.

We deserve/ I deserve the wrath of God in hell, and he has saved us from that.

And for that, we praise Him.

Thank God that he is the Father of Mercy.

Not only is the the Father of Mercies.

He is also the God of All Comfort.

These two twin truths are so important.

Its always important to recognize God mercy and comfort at the same time.

We are not getting what we deserve.

At the same time, what we often do experience is more than we bear.

We need God to be our comfort, and He is.

He is the God of all comfort.

He is the source of all comfort.

In fact, true comfort can’t be found any where else.

People look many places for comforts.

Some look for comfort in solitude.

Others look for comfort in a crowd.

Some look in alcohol.

Some look in drugs.

Some look for it in family.

Some look in money.

Some look for it in a pastor.