Just Nag Me - - I'm Homesick
A hotel waitress told about a man who once came down to the hotel coffee shop looking so sad. He said to the waitress, "Bring me two eggs fried hard, a slice of burned toast and a cup of weak coffee." The waitress said, "What did you say?" He repeated his order and she got it. As she set it down in front of him she said, "Anything else?" "Yes," he said. "Now sit down and nag me about my being overweight and my clothes. Just nag me - - I'm homesick."