Sermon Tone Analysis

This is the Logos text-to-speech feature.

We do not support this feature, since it is a beta addin.

Yes, it reads out loud, so you can use it to read bed-time stories to your kids without you having to be there, or if your voice has gone out becauase of that Metallica concert you went to on Friday night, you can use this feature to preach your sermon on Sunday morning.

It will work... usually.

But, it sounds like an android.

Microsoft Anna does not have a loving caring voice -- more like she's going a slightly berserk cousin of the robaht from Lost in Space:

"Danger Will Robinson... Danger Will Robinson... Will, I'm talking to you... Get your BLEEP BLEEP BLEEP out of there!"

But, if for some reason Anna doesn't want to read for you, don't come to us.

You knew this was a beta when you installed it, and if blows up and takes all your customized Windows color schemes with it, it's your problem.

If you call us for support, that only makes you more developmentally challenged.

\\ All right stop... collaborate and listen \\ igheeszsssss is back with my brand new invention \\ Something grabs a hold of me tightly... \\ Flow like a harpoon daily and nightly \\ Will it ever stop yo I don't know \\ Turn off the lights... and I'll glow \\ To the extreme I rock a mic like a vandal \\ Light up a stage and wax a chump like a candle \\ Dance... go rush \\ to the speaker that booms \\ I'm killing your brain like a poisonous mushroom... \\ Deadly when I play a dope melody \\ Anything less than the best is a felony... \\ Love it or leave it you better gain weight \\ You better hit bull's eye the kid don't play... \\ If there was a problem yo I'll solve it \\ Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it \\ igheeszsssss igheeszsssss bay-bee... uh... ah... \\ vanillla \\ igheeszsssss igheeszsssss bay-bee... uh... ah... \\ vanillla \\ igheeszsssss igheeszsssss bay-bee... uh... ah... \\ vanillla \\ igheeszsssss igheeszsssss bay-bee... uh... ah... \\ vanillla ah... ah yee-yah... \\ Now that the party is jumping... \\ With the bass kicked in and the vegas are pumpin' \\ Quick to the point to the point no faking... \\ cookin MCees like a pound of bacon \\ Burning them... if you ain't quick and nimble \\ I go crazy when I hear a cymbal \\ And a hi-hat... with a souped up tempo \\ I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo \\ Rolling... in my 5 point oh \\ With my rag-top down so my hair can blow \\ The girlies on standby waving just to say hi \\ Did you stop.

no...

I just drove by \\ Kept on pursuing to the next stop \\ i bust a left and I'm heading to the next block \\ The block was dead \\ I continued to A1A Beachfront Avenue \\ Girls were hot wearing less than bikinis \\ Rockman lovers driving Lamborghinis \\ Jealous... 'cause I'm out getting mine... \\ Shay with a guage and Vanilla with a nine... \\ Ready for the chumps on the wall \\ The chumps acting ill because they're so full of eight balls \\ Gunshots rang out like a bell... \\ I grabbed my nine all I heard were shells \\ Falling... on the concrete real fast \\ Jumped in my car.

slammed on the gas \\ Bumpet to bumper the avenue's packed \\ I'm trying to get away before the jackers jack \\ Police on the scene you know what I mean... \\ They passed me up confronted all the dope fiends \\ If there was a problem yo I'll solve it \\ Check out the hook while my DJ revolves it \\ igheeszsssss igheeszsssss bay-bee... uh... ah... \\ vanillla \\ igheeszsssss igheeszsssss bay-bee... uh... ah... \\ vanillla \\ igheeszsssss igheeszsssss bay-bee... uh... ah... \\ vanillla \\ igheeszsssss igheeszsssss bay-bee... uh... ah... \\ vanillla ah... ah yee-yah...