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The Vermonter’s Guide to Computer Lingo:

Modem:  What you did to the hayfields.

Keyboard:  Where you hang your keys.

Windows:  What to shut when it’s 30 below.

Log On:  Making the wood stove hotter.

Hard Drive:  Getting home during mud season.

Microchips:  What are left in the bag when the big chips are gone.

Download:  Getting the firewood off the pickup.

Megahertz:  What you get when you’re not careful downloading.

Reader’s Digest, August 1997, page 26

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