The “New” Lord’s Prayer
Our Father figure, who resides in the upper-echelon domain,
May Thy title always be structured to elicit a favorable response Reward us today, bread-wise
And minimize our unfavorable self-concept, resulting from credit over-extension,
As we will strive to practice reciprocal procedures
And channel us not into temptation-producing areas But provide us with security from situations not conducive to moral enrichment.
For Thine is the position of maximum achievement In the power structure
Not to mention the prestige-attainment factor that never terminates.