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            Two college presidents were discussing what they’d like to do when they retired.

            1st President:  I’d like to be superintendent of an orphan’s home, so I’d never get any letters from parents.”

            2nd President:  “Well, I’ve much more ambition.  I want to be a warden of a penitentiary.  The alumni never come back to visit.”

All American Humor, Pat McCarthy, page 13