Godfather and an accountant

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A Mafia Godfather hires a deaf bookkeeper, because a deaf bookkeeper can't
hear anything he might have to testify about in court. The Godfather finds  out
his bookkeeper cheated him out of 10 million bucks.
The Godfather's  lawyer knows sign language, and both pay the bookkeeper a
little visit about the  missing $10 million. The Godfather tells the lawyer,
"Ask him where the 10  million bucks he embezzled from me is." The attorney signs
to the bookkeeper,  asking where the money is.
The bookkeeper signs back, and the lawyer  translates, "He doesn't know what
you're talking about."
The Godfather pulls  out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and
says, "Ask him again!"
The attorney signs to the bookkeeper, "He'll kill you if you don't tell
him!"
The bookkeeper signs back, "OK! You win!  It's in a brown  briefcase buried
by the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard!"
The Godfather  asks the attorney, "Well, what'd he say?"
The attorney replies, "He  says you don't have the guts to pull the trigger."

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