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            During a business meeting in a small southern mountain church, one of the deacons said, “Pastor, I think we need a chandelier for the church.”

            “No,” replied another deacon. “I’m against it.”

            “Why don’t you think we need a chandelier, Brother Deacon?” asked the pastor.

            “Well, first, nobody in the church can spell it; second, nobody in the church can play it; and third, what this church needs above all else, is mo’ light!”

The Sourcebook of Humor, James C. Hefley, page 59

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