Faithlife Sermons


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One casual race track acquaintance asked to borrow ten bucks.  Joe took the chance, and at the end of the day received his ten-spot back.  The next day, the same character made another request – this time for twenty dollars, and after the seventh race, refunded the loan.  On the third day when he asked for thirty dollars, Joe waved him away, “Nothin’ doin,” said Joe.  “You fooled me twice.”

Encyclopedia on Humor, Joey Adams, page 81

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