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Introduction:
Him top priority tonite w/ Pastor Jeremy preaching.
We’ll have a 'ball' tonite and he will probably
choose to run with it…hopefully it won’t be offensive.
I suggest you choose to receive tonite as he is
choosing to 'defend' the faith.
We will meet in the youth chapel on 2nd floor, and I suggest you
come down closer to the front by the heat vents so you have the 1st “draft” choice.
As you can see in
your bulletin, the 2nd half will be a “finger-food fellowship” with games on 3rd floor and some of us
watching the game in HD on the 7' wall screen, free from the commercials we aren't interested in
and free from any wardrobe malfunctions.
Pastor Jeremy will be officiating for the 1st half.
His main points will be audibles but there may be
some cool visuals as well.
Prior to the offertory special, a full congregational “hand off” will take
place using offering baskets.
Feel free to fumble thru your wallet as a simple coin toss is not
enough!
Any young people found to be in illegal motion will be assessed a five pew penalty or half
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the distance to the front.
Just camp out on your own end zone for the service.
Here’s our promise if you come back:
We promise not to “go long.”
This will be a special service because, unlike most of his sermons,
tonite there will be no extra points.
A sermon in excess of thirty minutes will be regarded as a
flagrant "Delay of Service."
At that point the avid fans will look at their watches in plain view…
which will constitute the 2 minute warning.
This is your Sunday Ticket!
Tonite a football game will be played.
Millions of people who desperately need exercise will sit and watch a few guys who desperately need rest.
In each play these large men will face off across a line of scrimmage.
A call will be made, leather will slap, and bodies will collide and crash.
For four 15 minute quarters, men will expend enormous energy and Herculean efforts to move a piece of pig skin up and down a field of grass.
In the end one team will emerge victorious.
watch a few guys who desperately need rest.
In each play these large men will face off across a line
of scrimmage.
A call will be made, leather will slap, and bodies will collide and crash.
For four 15
minute quarters men will expend enormous energy and Herculean efforts to move a piece of pig
skin up and down a field of grass.
In the end one team will emerge victorious.
What does it take to become a Super Bowl champion?
Can you tell me?
Can you tell me?
Let me tell you who will win.
The winner of tonight’s game will be the team that exhibits 5 specific traits:
traits:
1.
The team that has the greatest desire,
2. The team that is the most disciplined,
3. The team that has the most determination,
4. The team that is willing to practice self-denial, and
5.
The team that possesses the greatest distinction and character.
That team, whoever it may be, will win the Super Bowl!
In football, many people play the game.
But there are only a few that rise to the status of a Super Bowl Champion.
Do you know where the rest of the NFL will be tonight?
At home watching the game along w/ most churchgoers.
Bowl Champion.
Do you know where the rest of the NFL will be tonight?
At home watching the
game along w/ most churchgoers.
What separates a Super Bowl Championship team from the team
What separates a Super Bowl Championship team from the team with the worst record?
It is desire, discipline, determination, denial, and distinction, applied day in and day out.
with the worst record?
It is desire, discipline, determination, denial, and distinction, applied day in
and day out.
Vince Lombardi, former coach of the Green Bay Packers, and the winning coach of Super Bowl I, stated in a speech called "What it takes to be number 1": "Winning is not a sometime thing; it’s an all the time thing.
You don’t win once in a while; you don’t do things right once in a while; you do them right all the time.
Winning is a habit.
Unfortunately, so is losing.
Every time a football player goes to play his trade he’s got to play from the ground up-from the soles of his feet right up to his head.
Every inch of him has to play."
stated in a speech called "What it takes to be number 1":
"Winning is not a sometime thing; it’s an all the time thing.
You don’t win once in a while; you don’t
do things right once in a while; you do them right all the time.
Winning is a habit.
Unfortunately, so
is losing.
Every time a football player goes to play his trade he’s got to play from the ground up-from the soles
of his feet right up to his head.
Every inch of him has to play."
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I want you to know that another game is being played right now, and you are a part of that game.
But, unlike the Super Bowl, your game has eternal consequences.
And, like the NFL, only a few Christians will rise to the level of play exhibited by a Super Bowl Champion.
So my question for you is what does it take to be a Super Bowl Christian?
What separates a champion from a bush leaguer?
But, unlike the Super Bowl, your game has eternal consequences.
And, like the NFL, only a few
Christians will rise to the level of play exhibited by a Super Bowl Champion.
So my question for you
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