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We’re starting a new series today called “Make this the best year ever.”
Show of hands: how many of you think getting more stuff or money will help make this the best year ever?
Well, I want to talk about a time where I got something.
The Two Briefcases
My mom and I were shopping at goodwill.
I think my mom bought clothes, I really don’t remember.
As a kid, goodwill is like the imagination’s playground.
All the random junk there is potentially the prop for the next epic adventure your imagination can create.
This one particular time, I was like 9 or 10.
I was looking for a briefcase.
I was in a big spy/secret agent phase and was convinced I needed a briefcase to stash my spy stuff in.
Well there at the Hendersonville Goodwill, they had 2 exquisite briefcases to choose from.
I was stuck.
I wanted, nay —needed both of them.
They each had their value and would add to my spy repertoire nicely.
However, my mother gave me ultimatum every indecisive and ungrateful child hates: you can get one, but you can only get one.
(sigh).
Reluctantly, I chose the more expensive one and went home.
Unfortunately, for my mother, I was bit with the selfish bug.
For the next few days all I could think about was the OTHER briefcase I didn’t chose.
It wasn’t that I regretted my decision, it was that I wanted them BOTH.
I was ridiculous!
I was like a dog on a bone.
I would not let this go.
You know what happened?
I wore my poor mother down and she eventually took me to the store and I got the second briefcase.
I was, after all, a spoiled-rotten, only child brat.
Guess what happened after I had obtained both magnificent super-spy briefcases?
NOTHING.
I played with them for maybe a week.
Then they sat in my closet, where I’m pretty sure they still live to this day.
Now, it may not be spy-gear anymore, but my wife can tell you- I’m still pretty selfish.
Sometimes I can be ridiculous with the way I spend my money.
We’re all selfish
I think the reality is, if we’re not careful, all of us can naturally become selfish.
Think about it!
Put one toy in the middle of a room with two babies.
Nobody has to teach the babies to fight over it, right?
They naturally will want the toy!
Right?
It’s not just little kids either.
Let me ask you guys a question: How many of you think you can do a better job of hanging onto your money by holding your hand in a fist [make a fist], than by holding your hand open like this [hold your hand wipe open]?
We all naturally have a closed grip on stuff, just like babies, just like me when I was younger and was so fixated on getting more.
We all are naturally selfish, which looks like this.
[closed fist]
How you hold money can influence making this the best year ever.
But today we’re going to look at how money, and the way you hold it, can influence whether this is the best year ever, or just another mediocre year.
What is a steward?
Steward
In the first century, a steward was somebody who managed the money and possessions of wealthy people.
Stewards managed crops, crop rotations, household affairs and money.
So when the Bible was originally written, those who read it would they would understand what the word “steward” meant.
It was common language in that day.
However, nowadays, it’s not so common, is it?
So a steward is someone who manages someones resources in their place.
Like a substitute.
I need two people to come up here.
[Choose two students to come up to the front of the room.
Give person A $10 in ten $1 bills.]
You, [Person A], have ten dollars.
How great is it to have 10 dollars?
Now, let’s say [Person A] has $10 and, he [or she] is going to go to the bank and put my money in a savings account.
[Person B], you’re the bank.
[Have Person A hand their 10 dollars to the person B].
Now you hang onto the money.
This is what most Americans do: we put our money in the bank.
Let’s say [Person A] goes down to the bank and says, “Hey!
I want one of my dollars, please!”
What if the person in the bank said, “Well, you know, I was hungry, and I forgot to pack my lunch to work today, and I saw your $10 lying there, so I decided I would run to McDonalds and buy a McRib, and also buy nine more McRibs for all my other bank co-workers.
And I’m really sorry, but I spent your $10.”
How would you respond if you were [Person A]? I’d be like, “GIVE ME MY MONEY!”
Why do we feel this way?
Because [Person A] right here is the rightful owner of the $10, and this bank person, [Person B], is just the manager, or the steward of the money, right?
Here’s what we need to actually understand when it comes to God’s ways of handling money.
[Person A] here isn’t actually represent you!
GASP! [Person A] is actually God.
God is the owner.
And you, [Person B], are simply the manager, or the steward of the money.
You can go ahead and sit down.
Let’s give them a hand.
If we believe God is the creator of everything.
Then everything belongs to him.
Even, if you say, hold-up, my $ isn’t his.
i worked to earn it.
Where did you get the skills to work?
Where did you work, was it on the planet you created?
Through our parents, our jobs, later our careers, gives us money to use wisely.
We are stewards.
We don’t own anything.
It’s God’s that he has loaned us.
God is generous with us.
God expects us to be generous with what he’s given to us.
He expects us to give to others.
So if you’re the owner of the money, it might be harder to give back the money that you spent on food, shoes, iPhones and such.
But if you’re just the manager of your money, how much easier is it to give it away, or more correctly, to give it back to God? It’s not our money in the first place.
If you choose to hold your money with an open hand, rather than with a clenched fist, you become more like God.
So, this year we need to transform our giving habits.
Now, I wonder, why does God ask us to give?
Is it because He needs our money?
NO.
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