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A man was sitting in a cafe when all of a sudden some one came in and beat him up.  When he woke up he said to the owner:  “Who was that?”  “That was Kung Fu from China,” replied the owner.

Next week the man was eating in the same cafe when a different person entered and beat him up. When he woke up he said to the owner:  “Who was that?”  The owner said, “That was Kuang Chow from Taiwan.”

Several weeks later Kung Fu and Kuang Chow were eating in the cafe.  The man who had been beaten by both of them entered and did his work.  He said to the owner, “When they wake, tell them that that was a “hammer from Sears.”

More Good Clean Jokes, Bob Phillips, page 70