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Christmas Gifts that did not work
A friend of mine asked on face book what is the worst Christmas gift you ever recieved.
Karen Said: My middle child woke up with chicken pox one year.
Couldn't go with us to any family gatherings but had to hang with grandma all day.
And yes, he was kind enough to share with his sister who got them 2 weeks later.
Scott Stucker I actually received a lump of coal last year from my niece.
Sarah Ellen Vinson Gotta be the toilet seat from The Dad.
Well, we did need it!
Ruth Fisher Stoddard My mother-in-law once gave me a broken alarm clock and a $.69 cent pair of pantyhose.
The tag was still on the pantyhose.
Brenda Char A treadmill- because I was told I ‘needed to lose weight’
Jacki Myers One year, Jessie bought me a beautiful sapphire ring.... Identical to one he'd bought the year before!
When I opened it and looked confused, he asked "Don't you like it?"
I said " Yes, and I liked it last year too."
Paul Risler, a long time friend of mine said: One year (I think I was 5 or 6), I told my parents I didn't believe in Santa.
When I came down Christmas morning there was NOTHING under the tree for me.
NOTHING.
Everyone else opened their gifts.
And as we were wrapping up (and I was crying) my parents pointed me to the other room where all my gifts were.
A dramatic lesson but one I don't recommend anyone else trying.
Christmas is a Gift
FOURTH SUNDAY
God gave the greatest gift ever.
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Christmas is a Gift that Keeps on Giving
John 3:16
Titus 3:4-7
John 3:
Christmas is a Gift Worth Sharing
Matthew 28:
May the visitation of your Holy Spirit, O God,
Decision: Baptizing
Devotion
make us ready for the coming of Jesus, our hope and joy.
Devotion: Make Disciples
O come, O come, Emmanuel.
Direction: Teaching Them
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