Squirrels in Church

Hebrews 10:25

A small town had only three Churches in it, but they all suffered with the same problem.  You see, all three had a serious problem with squirrels getting into the Church.

Now each Church, in its own fashion, had a meeting to deal with the problem.

            The first Church congregation decided that it was predestined that the squirrels be in the Church, and that they would just have to live with them.

            The Second Church decided they should deal with the squirrels lovingly. So they humanely trapped them and released them in a park at the edge of town. However within 3 days, they had all returned and were all back in the church.

            The Third Church came up with the best solution. They voted the squirrels in as members. Now they only see them at Christmas and Easter.

            The moral of the story is: Don't be a squirrel, attend your Church regularly!

Source: E-mail from Jill, September 5, 2006