Sermon Tone Analysis
Overall tone of the sermon
This automated analysis scores the text on the likely presence of emotional, language, and social tones. There are no right or wrong scores; this is just an indication of tones readers or listeners may pick up from the text.
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*And The Sillliest Warning Of The Year Goes To...*
*Dopey*The contest, now in its tenth year, is conducted by Michigan Lawsuit Abuse Watch, M-LAW, to reveal how lawsuits, and concern about lawsuits, have created a need for common sense warnings on products.*
Disclaimers...*
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We saw this on website mlaw.org, a website that campaigns against frivolous lawsuits.
Their annual award has gone to the warning on a washing machine in a Laundromat from a person in Northville, Michigan, it said:
*DO NOT PUT ANY PERSON INSIDE THIS WASHER*
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Second place goes to a reader in Brooklyn Park, Minnesota who spotted this warning on a 'personal watercraft':
*NEVER USE A LIT MATCH OR OPEN FLAME TO CHECK FUEL LEVEL*
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Third place was tied by two entries:
This was found on a cell phone:
*DON'T TRY TO DRY YOUR PHONE IN A MICROWAVE OVEN*
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This on a Super Lotto Ticket:
*DO NOT IRON*
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No prize but an honorable mention goes to a man who found this warning on a copy of the Yellow Pages:
*PLEASE DO NOT USE THIS DIRECTORY WHILE OPERATING A MOVING VEHICLE*
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Voting took place by listeners to the Dick Purtan show on Detroit radio station, WOMC-FM.
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