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The Facts of Life
JOHN, the Book, the Man – Part 8
March 11, 2007    Dr.
Rick Isbell
 
 
*John 4:1-26*
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I titled today’s message, “The Facts of Life,” but teenagers, don’t get too excited because it is not what you might think:
-          Even though we are talking about a woman today
-          These are different Facts of Life than those you might be thinking of
 
While you are finding John 4 in your Bibles, let me pass on three or four interesting Facts of Life that I found this week:
* Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes because there's too much fraternizing with the enemy.
* There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
* Don't worry about the world ending today because it's already tomorrow in Australia.
(If you live in Australia… start worrying)
* Drive carefully since it's not only the cars that can be recalled by their maker.
* Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
* There is always one more imbecile coming through the yellow light than you counted on.
* A man who says marriage is a 50-50 proposition doesn't understand two things:
Women & Fractions.
*/John 4:1/*/     When Jesus knew that the Pharisees heard He was making and baptizing more disciples than John 2 (though Jesus Himself was not baptizing, but His disciples were), 3 He left Judea and went again to Galilee. 4 He had to travel through Samaria, 5 so He came to a town of Samaria called Sychar near the property that Jacob had given his son Joseph.
6 Jacob’s well was there, and Jesus, worn out from His journey, sat down at the well.
It was about six in the evening./
/ /
You remember from last week that there was a little tension brewing among John the Baptist’s disciples because Jesus was baptizing too and his group was growing faster than John the Baptist’s group.
-          Even though John the Baptist kept pointing them all to Jesus as the One to follow, there was still a little jealousy over whose group would be bigger.
-          The Jews & the Pharisees were picking up on all this and wanted to fuel the fire and let the two groups be distracted by in-fighting, therefore they would both do the other harm
-          Jesus knew that this was not the right battle to fight at this time because He had a much bigger role to fill in the redemption of mankind
-          Bigger than fighting over who was going to have the biggest church
-          So he left Judea to go to Galilee.
As you can see from this map, there were two routes that were typically taken on this trip.
-          Gentiles would travel the shortest and quickest route, straight through Samaria
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-          However, the Jews would go way around through Perea just avoid going through Samria.
-          We’ve talked about this before how the Jews who were so caught up on religious perfection, bloodlines, perfect undefiled lineage,
-          that they did not even want to travel through Samaria where all these half-breeds, mixed blood, Samaritans lived.
-          Didn’t seem to bother Jesus… guess HE knew He would be dying for the Samaritans too pretty soon, so He might as well check out where they live.
So Jesus got to *Jacob’s well* in *Samaria* around *6PM* and sat down to rest and refresh a while because he was *worn out*.
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/7// A woman of Samaria came to draw water./
/“Give Me a drink,” Jesus said to her, 8 for His disciples had gone into town to buy food.
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/9// “How is it that You, a Jew, ask for a drink from me, a Samaritan woman?” she asked Him.
For Jews do not associate with Samaritans./
\\ There were actually three reasons that Jesus should not be talking to this woman according to the customs of the day:
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She was a Samaritan and he was a Jew
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She was a woman and he was a man
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They were complete strangers
Jesus was really going against the grain by even opening His mouth
-          A TRUE Jewish Rabbi would have died of thirst before he would have lowered himself to ask assistance from a Samaritan woman.
-          and she was shocked
-          According to Jewish law, if this Jewish man used the same drinking pot of this unclean woman, then he would himself be ceremonially unclean
-          So it was a BIG deal
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/10// Jesus answered, “If you knew the gift of God, and who is saying to you, ‘Give Me a drink,’ you would ask Him, and He would give you living water.”/
/ /
Now THAT ONE went right over her head!
-          It was another one of those statements Jesus liked to make that would make you go, “Humm.”
-          We know now that He was using “living water” as a metaphor for the Holy Spirit
-          However, in that day, they had pools of ‘dead water’ that could not be used for humans and wells or springs of ‘living water’ that was fresh for drinking.
-          So she completely was clueless about the whole Spirit concept
/ /
/11// “Sir,” said the woman, “You don’t even have a bucket, and the well is deep.
So where do you get this ‘living water’?
12 You aren’t greater than our father Jacob, are you?
He gave us the well and drank from it himself, as did his sons and livestock.”
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Archeologists have identified Jacob’s well as one of the deepest in Palestine even today.
-          Jesus didn’t have a bucket and rope
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She asked Him,* “You aren’t greater than our father Jacob, are you?”*
-          In Greek sentence structure, this question expects a negative answer.
-          She could not conceive of Him as greater than Jacob.
-          That well had great tradition and a great man behind it but,
-          she must have wondered, ‘What does this guy have?’
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/13//  Jesus said, “Everyone who drinks from this water will get thirsty again.
14 But whoever drinks from the water that I will give him will never get thirsty again—ever!
In fact, the water I will give him will become a well of water springing up within him for eternal life.”/
/15// “Sir,” the woman said to Him, “give me this water so I won’t get thirsty and come here to draw water.”
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\\ *FACT #1:  Nothing in this world can give you lasting satisfaction.*
It must have been really hard work to get water out of Jacob’s well
-          We know that it is very deep
-          We all know how heavy a five gallon bucket of water is
-          Can you imagine a woman trying to pull up a bucket of water from a well that some scholars have estimated at 150’ deep?
-          She was quickly interested in any kind of water that did not take so much work to acquire
-          She was so out of touch with Spiritual things that she could not begin to grasp what Jesus was talking about.
-          Isn’t that our #1 problem today with trying to spread the Gospel?
o   The darkness of sin is so pervasive that people can’t even begin to see things of spiritual importance
o   That is why those here today are primarily the Christians and not the unbelievers
o   Not only are they not interested, they don’t have a clue that they even NEED to BE interested.
-          All this woman could understand was that if there was a water that could keep her from getting thirsty and going through all this work every day, bring it on.
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Apparently since Jesus was not getting through to her like this, he decided to go right to the root of her personal problems:
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/16// “Go call your husband,” He told her, “and come back here.”
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/17// “I don’t have a husband,” she answered.
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/“You have correctly said, ‘I don’t have a husband,’ ” Jesus said.
18 “For you’ve had five husbands, and the man you now have is not your husband.
What you have said is true.”
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*FACT #2:  Jesus knows you better than you know yourself.*
Jesus’ statement was meant to show her that this perfect stranger knows you as well as you know yourself
-          “I know all about your marriages”
-          “I also know that you are living in sin right now”
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/19// “Sir,” the woman replied, “I see that You are a prophet.
20 Our fathers worshiped on this mountain, yet you //⌊//Jews//⌋// say that the place to worship is in Jerusalem.”/
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This is just classic… almost laughable
-          She immediately recognized that this was not just some Jewish Rabbi wandering through
-          But this guy has supernatural knowledge of her life
-          He must be a true prophet – or maybe even more
 
But here is the part I say is laughable:
-          She immediately deflected the heat by throwing out some debatable question to try and turn Jesus’ conviction off of her… /“Our fathers worshiped on this mountain, yet you Jews say that the place of worship is in Jerusalem…” hummm?????/
o   It would be like me saying, “Lady, you are living in sin by sleeping with your friend’s husband.”
o   And she responds, “Oh yeah, well what about all the people in Africa who have never heard of Jesus, will they go to heaven?”
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