Faithlife Sermons

Diet One Liners

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Diet One Liners:


* I try to lose weight, but it keeps finding me.


* My figure does nothing for me, so why should I do anything for it?


* Diet is 'die' with a -T.


* Brain cells come and brain cells go, but fat cells live forever.


* Blessed are those who hunger and thirst, for they are sticking to their

diets.


* Thou shalt not weigh more than thy refrigerator.


* It'll keep you warmer in the winter and shaded in the summer.


* Mama taught me to clean my plate; she didn't teach me not to pile it high.


* I thought about taking up jogging, but why punish my legs for something my

mouth did?

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