Can't Take The Chance
Can't Take That Chance
During a holiday to Israel, a man's mother-in-law died. She was in Israel with the family, so there was the difficulty of making funeral arrangements for her in a foreign country. The Israeli morgue explain that the body can be sent back to Australia, at a cost of $10,000, or she can be buried in an Israeli cemetry for just $200.
The son-in-law quickly decides to have his mother-in-law shopped home. "yes sir, but are you sure?" asks the morgue official. "It is very expensive".
"I know" says the son-in-law. "But 2000 years ago they buried a guy here and three days later he rose from the dead. I just can't take that chance!"
Source: rewritten from an unknown source.
Applications: humor, humour, family, relatives, resurrection, Easter