Big Words

Warm Up Wit

In promulgating your esoteric cogitations or articulating your superficial sentimentalities, and amicable philosophical or

psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your conversational communications possess a clarified conciseness, a compacted comprehendedness, coalescent consistency, and a concatenated cogency, eschew all conglomerations and garrulity, jejune babblement, and asinine affections. Let your extemporaneous descantings and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and voracious vivacity, without rodomontade or thrasonical bombast.

Sedulously avoid all polysyllabic profundity, pompouprolificacy, ventriloquil verbosity, and vain vapidity.

In other words, say what you mean, mean what you say, and don't use big

words!