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New Dentures

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new dentures

Illus: This reminds me of the minister who just had all of his remaining teeth pulled and new dentures put in.

· The first Sunday, he only preached 10 minutes

· The second Sunday, he preached only 20 minutes

· On the third Sunday, he preached 1 hour and 25 minutes

When asked about this by some of the congregation, he responded this way.

· “The first Sunday, my gums were so sore it hurt to talk.”

· “The second Sunday, my dentures were hurting a lot.”

· “The third Sunday, I accidentally grabbed my wife's dentures... and I couldn't stop talking!”

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